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Jacob

Buff toddler. Very cute and quorky. Loves UWU gamer girls and porn.
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob
Parker: Don’t do that again
by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
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Jacobism

1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
by AnInsight February 10, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is an all round great guy and has all the friends and all the hottest girls
Jacob is the bro
by max is gayboy November 24, 2019
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Jacob A. K

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k
by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019
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Jacob Sutton

Jacob Sutton is a person rocking back and forth with their hands covering their ears. This generally occurs during a loud music performance or a live show.
James: Look at that Jacob Sutton over there...
*Jacob Sutton is rocking back and forth on a bench*
Brad: Yeah I hope he is okay.
by DarkCows24 April 8, 2019
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jacobisms

a series of events done by somebody, usually named Jacob. They could include being irate and upset. See royalballpython01 for more information.
He is having a series of Jacobisms
by SciencePi May 6, 2020
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jacob crossley

ceo of EOOOWWWWE snapchat groupchat. loves a night out in pryzm leeds but beware if he drinks too much he falls asleep stood up on dance floors and starts on emo girls. partial to a nandos. can catch him managing costa throwing beef ragu at staff and winding up regular customers tracy and emma.
that jacob crossleyis taking forever with my burnt toast frostino and mouldy toast on the side.
by nours big batty April 5, 2022
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