Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025

Jordan

A kid who is very athletic and is super fun to be around. He loves to play Fortnite with friends. Sometimes he can get annoying but he is great. He likes to have fun with guys and girls. GOODBYE FRIENDS.

Jordan is cool
Very nice

by rAINBOWboI8989726 October 29, 2018

Jordan

A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.

Jordan's are so sexy, I'd totally fuck one

by originalusernameilovejordan February 11, 2018

Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.

Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!

by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020

Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.

"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"

by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021

jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.

Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.

by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022

Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass

did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022