jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

Jimmy

A huge asshole that enjoys making fun of his closest friends, to the point of them losing them. He is a loud-mouthed dickhead, usually with a very small penis. A Jimmy will also usually assault his friends to the point of pain. Stay away from any Jimmys you know.

"Ugh. There goes Jimmy."
"God Jimmy is such a dick weed!"
"Come with me. Jimmy is over there and I don't want to go near it."

by 4rk4n0ux November 8, 2018

Jimmy

Weak, helpless individual, incapable of functioning within society.

Johantus bullied Jimmy, for he was weak and therefore an easy target.

by SmellTwiceStinkLater March 10, 2023

Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.

“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”

by thejohner May 16, 2025

jimmy stathis

he is a jimmy.

hi im jimmy stathis

by thiccie September 22, 2019

Jimmy Dean’d

When the promise of being met with the aroma of fresh cooked family breakfast after a night of drinking is followed through with undercooked Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches; which are somehow burnt yet still frozen at the same time.

When a high expectation is met with dismal follow through.

Rented a sick Airbnb in Chicago with some friends, but when I arrived everything was broken…ugh Jimmy Dean’d again!

by Sallycat July 6, 2023

cold jimmy

Cold jimmy when you piss in a condom and freeze it for a cold treat for him/her/them

Cold jimmy/ Cold frozen treat for her "cleat" or wherever you wanna put it.

by Lil hades August 14, 2022