Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.

Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”

by Sahagian June 6, 2018

Magenta Horse

A pinkish horse that is breed from the pink and blue horse types

I can't wait to ride your magenta horse

by Magenta Horse fan66 June 16, 2013

Horse chlamydia

A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.

Everything presidential candidates say is horse chlamydia!

by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 27, 2016

Horse-Cocking Around

Akin to “fucking around”. Wasting time dilly dallying

Can we quit horse-cocking around and get out of here

by Bone patrol May 30, 2022

horse poo string

When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.

I found horse poo string when I met a horse.

by Debskelly1985 May 18, 2023

reverse horse girl

Sex position. On a horse but doing reverse cowgirl

Omg, me and jenny hit reverse horse girl last night

by brookeclarke March 28, 2024

Horse's meal

When someone serves you a meal but gives you nothing to drink whatsoever, much to the annoyance of many people.

When I went to the restaurant the other day, they gave me nothing to drink, even when I asked for water 100 times! What a horse's meal.

by Flaminghorse August 10, 2018