A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.
You wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from cell to cell, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, aka homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, HELL is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
You wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from cell to cell, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, aka homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, HELL is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
If you ever need to know anything they teach you in HELL in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.
by EpicGamer2272 April 26, 2019
Get the HELLmug. by Lexek102 April 22, 2018
Get the hell to the no no nomug. why are you searching it up. we all know what it is the majority still goes there.
some hints:
we go there from monday-friday
we get homework
we suffer
did you guess it yet.
well if you didn’t then you’re a dumb bitch.
it’s school 🤧
the answer is school.
some hints:
we go there from monday-friday
we get homework
we suffer
did you guess it yet.
well if you didn’t then you’re a dumb bitch.
it’s school 🤧
the answer is school.
by soap;) April 22, 2021
Get the Hellmug. 
Teacher: Gmetrix Gmetrix!!
Student:Kill me!!
Teacher: stay up all night and do gmetrix
Student: this is Hell!
Student:Kill me!!
Teacher: stay up all night and do gmetrix
Student: this is Hell!
by DEATHismEH April 3, 2019
Get the Hellmug. What the hell means what are you doing or when you see something weird also when someone says something weird like
by Realmeaning1249292838 October 17, 2021
Get the What the hellmug. Nope. That's how you can tell you don't believe it in an ontological sense. The preconditions for hell are that you deserve to be there and that it's forever.
Hym "If life can be a facsimile of hell then it would have to mean that even if the worst thing imaginable is happening to you, you're getting what you deserve. On a different note, a homeless guy asked me for money today. He told me that he was living in a part and that all he had was a bike. I gave him the only dollar I had on me and told him that I was about to get evicted unless I paid $500 by the end of the day. His response was "Yeah, Me too. I just got evicted today because I couldn't pay $400." And it's like, what the hell man. You don't have to lie."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
Get the Hellmug.