billy’s fish

the guarantee of copious volumes of free merchandise that never ever materialises

Billy: “Hey George, I’m starting at Campbell’s next week, I’ll be able to get you a freezer-full of fish”

20 years later

Jake: “George, did you get billy’s fish”?

George: “Absolutely fuck all, not even a fucking prawn. Freezer is still full of air”

by templegate March 18, 2023

fish butthole

It's like a butthole but on a fish

Guy1: I like fish buttholes
Guy2: Kill yourself

by fish butthole man June 15, 2022

Andy's Fishing.

Andy is a tall fleshy creature who stands 15ft tall. He lurks in wooded areas and tropical islands emitting disturbing noises. People have been told to have seen Andy have relationships with long bums and other small fish.

Oh did you see that huge figure in Proserpine yesterday? That was probably Andy's Fishing.

by Andy worship February 15, 2022

discord fish

a way to express shock or utter disappointment

guy 1: hey i ran your kid over with my car sorry
guy 2: discord fish

by im sorry for submitting that February 26, 2022

Fish sticks

The smell of a vagina on a person's fingers (sticks) after touching a woman.

After putting his hands up her poonani, Ray got his fish sticks.

by Stevie Ray 68 January 13, 2009

fish lips

People who have big lips like a black person

"whats up with this vanilla face?"

"Ay, get your fish lips away from me!"

by Downzy December 17, 2007

fish monger

where you donkey punch a girl but intstead of punching her in the head you smack the back of her head with a large fish.

-Dude i need a large fish
+why?
-i totally wanna fish monger this chick

by wathedilleo November 9, 2006