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Facebook polite

Keeping an old acquaintance or colleague whom you dislike as a Facebook friend in an effort to appear polite.
Person 1: I can't believe Jim is still friends with his crazy-bitch ex!!

Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.
by Spam180 August 30, 2013
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two-facebooker

someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.
what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker
by howareya79 April 4, 2011
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Facebook Paradox

The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015
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Facebook Jamming

When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.
*Class Starts*

Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010
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Facebook addiction

When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.
Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."

Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"

Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"

Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"

Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015
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facebook invade

Commenting or posting on someone's facebook post where you don't know the person.

After the post, the invader writes INVADED! to let everyone know they've been invaded.
Augie puts picture up of himself. Two friends comment, one person (Danny) unknown to all, invades:

Jenny - Aww u look awesome!
Chris - Where did you get that sword?
Danny - You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch :D. INVADED!

That was a facebook invade.
by MDMC January 15, 2011
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face to facebooking

When you step outside the realms of social networking, and actually communicate with an acquaintance through face to face, verbal contact.

face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker
Don't worry, you can come round to my house and we can do some face to facebooking in the meantime!
by limeywesty February 24, 2011
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