The Dark Treasure

when a cambodian is done mating with his/her african mate, they refer them as "the dark treasure".

Cambodian: "Oh yes my Dark Treasure".
The african mate is now referred to as "The Dark Treasure".

by SammyDaAsian November 30, 2010

The Dark Avenger

The alias of the crime-fighting vigilante, The Shadow.

Powers/Abilities: The Dark Avenger possesses incredible physical abilities. He possesses astonishing reflexes and is an incredible marksman with a gun. He also has incredible muscular control and can slip his body through the bars of a prison cell like a contortionist or can actually distort and alter his very facial features at will by manipulating his facial muscles. He can also survive for hours without air and was also ambidexterous (capable of using both hands). He is regarded as highly experienced in various disciplines of hand to hand combat as well.
His greatest power is his ability to “cloud men’s minds”. He can hypnotize people instantly so that he can move as an invisible shadow. He can also hypnotize people so they forget things or to command them to perform certain acts (he once forced a criminal to write a detailed account of his past crimes). The Shadow wears a fire opal ring known as a girasol on his hand which he uses to focus his hypnotic abilities. He is an expert in many different languages and is also a master ventriloquist (he can project or “throw” his voice).
He is also a master of disguise and has been known to impersonate others, even fooling their friends and family members. The Shadow is apparently an expert aircraft pilot and skilled in infiltration and information gathering techniques due to his experience as an intelligence agent.
He wields a pair of .45 pistols and also employs a fleet of automobiles and aircraft in his various operations.

by The Centurion May 13, 2013

A dark turn

When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.

Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.

by Al3xander64 March 29, 2015

After dark Hours

texting After 10:30pm were individuals send emotional and graphic messages an sometimes will express themselves with emojis such as 💦😘😋💯🍑😆💕😜👅

It's now 10:29 one more minute till after dark hours

by The real voice July 15, 2015

The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.

You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.

by PheoShayett November 27, 2016

Ada Darkbloom

A girl, that will always be there for you when you need her.

She will laugh and cry with you.
She'll become, more and more, the most important person in your life.
You think Ada Darkbloom is only smart, funny and beautiful on the internet?
Hell. You are wrong.
When you see her in real life she is even smarter, funnier and beautifuller than everything you expected.
And the best thing is,
she'll understand your stupid jokes and your silly english.

"I'm so proud to have you, Ada Darkbloom."

by stupidaccount January 2, 2017

Ada Darkbloom

Ada is a girl that'll always be there for you.

And every day she'll become, more and more, the most important person in your life.
You will think Ada is only smart, funny and beautiful on the internet?
You are wrong.
When you finally meet her, she is even smarter, funnier and beautifuller than you expected.
And her huggs are the best in the world.
So if you can hug an Ada one day, be sure to hug her forever..

"I love you, Ada Darlbloom"
"You are awesome, Ada Darkbloom"
"Thanks, for being there for me, Ada"

by stupidaccount January 2, 2017