Why do I have ingrown hairs now? What happened to killing that channel? It's not the only thing you should kill.
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

by rando making this stuff October 15, 2020

N. A male who’s above an alpha male in the social hierarchy, achieved by having a Manhood that won’t shatter like glass from being compassionate, good human beings. Each good deed a hyper dude commits adds to their manliness.
Ok ‘Alpha Male,’ since I’m a Hyper Dude I’ll clean up your mess while you rant on twitter about the left ruining everything.
by HyperDudeCrimsonCowboy March 20, 2024

When you pretend to be a genuine guy who really cares and wants to take it slow, but really all you want is to bang.
by Phillip cobra September 12, 2017

by U dead September 18, 2021

by bangbangboomerang August 24, 2017

When your driving down the street and you think it's a chick because of the long hair but when he turns around you notice it's a dude it's a chick with dick dude!
by Jevolve March 9, 2017
