douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

DOUCHE MOVE!!

When someone acts like a douche you put your hand on your head and make a "d" shape...

*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!

by SNDVL1527 December 11, 2009

douche backup

when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.

Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"

by kjdhfhsdfkfi November 29, 2010

hooker douche

hooker douche

hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun

1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.

2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".

3. A person who has a douching influence on others.

4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.

5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.

6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.

"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."

by get hooker December 9, 2009

Douche Baggish

Pathetically arrogant.

That dude with the big truck (and the small penis)just cut me off and then gave ME the look. That was totally douche baggish.

by Thora October 19, 2006

douche burglar

A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.

"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."

by Money Love March 5, 2008

Sophisticated Douch

A person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. Normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.

Tom: "Dude your such a dick"
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."

by Person of the FTW November 2, 2010