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Cheaper to be a creeper!

So many beutiful ladies out tonight. Sometimes it’s cheaper to be a creeper!
Damn did you see those sheila’s? Yes, but it’s cheaper to be a creeper!
by Taxman6969 September 9, 2020
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schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020
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Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
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Ghostly Boss Creeper

Any supervisor that takes unsanctioned pictures of a coworker, secretly hiding behind walls and cubicles. The supervisor then disappears like a ghost.
I stopped by the yard the other day and the Director showed me pictures on his phone of a female employee. He was so proud of himself. He’s is a ghostly boss creeper!

The Director snapped a quick pic of his coworker, then disappeared like a ghostly boss Creeper to the bathroom to take care of himself
by BunkyHairTIE April 27, 2024
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fight rule creep

A person who walks around asking people about fight rule.
Did you see Doug being a fight rule creep?
by leaf lover June 7, 2024
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Totes not a creep

A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.
That guy is totes not a creep”
by Scalpel December 10, 2025
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Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭
by Un2siast January 30, 2024
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