Mozzarella Cheese

A thick, white, watery substance that comes out of the vagina of a female when a female has yeast infection.

Guy1:Dude I got freaky with my girlfriend last night.

Guy2:Nice man, nice!

Guy1:Yea, I fingered her and white stuff oozed out and I licked it off my fingers, it tasted like Mozzarella Cheese.

Guy2:Dude, that's disgusting, did she have a yeast infection?

Guy1: I don't no, I enjoyed myself.

by OrangleGlowGo July 13, 2011

Easy Cheese

An old man or woman who looks so fucking musty they look like they smell like easy cheese.

Laura: that man looks like he smells like easy cheese

Sandy: what does that mean

Laura: girl he musty

by NotACheeseSniffer900 January 10, 2021

Zito's cheese

Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.

Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.

by serious_with_no_cheese January 28, 2005

Cheese King

the cheese that reigns supreme over the Cheese Kingdom. He wears a crown of mozzerella, cheddar, and swiss.

Have you ever seen the cheese king heat a hat???

by The Jewish Heat aka Mota pwner May 6, 2004

mystery cheese

A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.

Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"

by Dr. Felchenstien May 24, 2004

magical cheese

noun. Northern Irish experession meaning 'Cannabis resin'

Hay Mailey want to smoke some magical cheese?

by Robin Bownes July 3, 2003

rich cheese

a cheese where the gushing insides are really rich and cream

danm girl u built like rich cheese

by ugo.is.slugo.isugo February 15, 2023