cap

lying or telling a story

i ate a cow no cap (no lie)

by OompaLoompa123 April 20, 2022

Scat Cap

When someone poopies in your hat and you wears it on yo’s head

Gee wiz man that homeless guy pooped in my hat and I didn’t realize it and I put it on

“Look at that Scat Cap” (hat filled with poopy)

by StankWaffle February 10, 2022

cap-wearing bitch

What you call a liar who is trying to stir up some trouble

Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"

by von groovy August 4, 2024

Cap Lock

A pathological liar who seems to lie compulsively!

Bro 1: Man Darrell always making shit up

Bro 2: Yea bro he stay with his Cap Lock on !

by TrottSavvy July 20, 2022

Rhetorical Cap

Cap used for rhetorical purposes (to further a point), as opposed to simply for the love of the game. Similar to a rhetorical question (a question asked for rhetorical purposes).

His essay lacked evidence so you utilized rhetorical cap to further his point.

by bear999 July 12, 2025

Cap-cunt

A gatekeeper for Capcom games.

A conversation between Capcom fans
OP: “I like Resident Evil 8, it’s actually pretty good!”
Reply: “Preposterous! Nothing will ever beat Resident Evil 4!”
OP: “Oh lord, it’s a Cap-cunt.”

by ninuno January 24, 2023

Cap

(noun) the top of a bottle or can usually supposed to be screwed off

(verb) to say something is wrong; hitting your head with your hand up & down signaling that is "cap" which is also known as "capping"

Tim said Donald Trump is president... STFU that's so cap! He got arrested MF

by URDADGOTDAMILKIDIOT October 3, 2023