A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
by R. Reynolds December 11, 2008
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members include professor tor, mr kissinger, doctor "davids", spike lattice, rockey and the taj l'ecole.
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the activities of the danger club centre around the program "Scrubs", which is used regularly to reference in relation to everyday life.
members include professor tor, mr kissinger, doctor "davids", spike lattice, rockey and the taj l'ecole.
these names are common slang around the internet, intended as a compliment.
the activities of the danger club centre around the program "Scrubs", which is used regularly to reference in relation to everyday life.
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by ohitsgonnabebig October 22, 2011
Get the NBK Club mug.Any arena where it's mostly men and women aren't wanted around. For instance live music venues where all men run the club, women tend the bar (preferably in skimpy clothing) and it's mostly men in the audience. Women have to travel in large snarky packs, or have to dress slutty if they're not in the pack, yet will be shamed for dressing slutty.
I'd love to get out to hear some music but it's such a bro club. Did you see that sign hanging by the bar? "Beware loose women"
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Get the Cyclops War Club mug.An expression used for teenagers and kids who are not fat, but eat as though they should be 500 pounds.
Annabel: Wow Zoe, did we seriously just eat cookies, chocolate milk, and half a thing of Lucky Charms all at once?... FAT KIDS CLUB UNITE!
Zoe: Yeah buddy! Woo!
Zoe: Yeah buddy! Woo!
by EvilPlanNumberThree May 15, 2010
Get the Fat Kids Club mug.The All Round Pressure Club is an exclusive fraternity enjoyed by gentlemen who have their Brown Wings.
The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.
The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.
Lew: Hey Jerry that was some fucking row coming from your apartment last night. I thought someone was being murdered. What the fuck was going on?
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.
"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.
"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.
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