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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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Chase Willis

Horrible at 2k
When somebody so bad at 2k
You are so Chase Willis
by Adrian.D February 6, 2025
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Silly willy bing bong

Wagwan! Silly willy is a person who is a fuck boy and always wants to have sex
Omg he’s such asilly willy bing bong
by Em wagwan June 22, 2019
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DON WILLY

Considered by many as the " Manitowoc Miracle Man". A Legend among Men. A man with a Rocket of an arm strapped with a massive Wrench while he has a Guile Grin on his face. A man that will Lambeau Leap his way to become DonnySmokes.
Hey Tiffany "Why are you walking so funny?" .... I went home with Don Willy last night
by Don Willy Fan Club February 7, 2020
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Big Willy

A dead guy from 1916 called William Charles Gilbert, who I am apparently the great-grandson of. Dude literally went to war. He really is Big Willy
I saw Big Willy in the census for 1921!
by demonade December 8, 2021
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wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear
Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.
by bethjade April 28, 2021
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Slide whistle willie

A sexual position in which the male inserts his cock into a one gallon jug filled with feces and urine, and then a woman gives him a blowjob while the man plays a slide whistle
Damn Joey, I heard Steve gave Cheryl a slide whistle Willie!! I can’t imagine what that tasted like. She must be a real slut
by Nigger bob square dick August 30, 2023
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