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Black Wank

A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)
"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle
by queedledwarf March 5, 2013
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The Big Black

RIDDLE ME THIS, RIDDLE ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLACK
*epic noises ensue*
by lovelyuju February 26, 2021
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step black

A white kid that has a step mom/Dad that is black
White guy: wassup nigga
Black Guy: ayy u can't say that
White Guy: no its okay, I'm step black
Black Guy: shit, then its gucci
by DakotaWota March 8, 2014
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Rebecca Black

A poor girl who decided to start making music before she learned how to write music. She created her first and hopefully last song until she becomes a legal adult called Friday, a song about partying on fridays although she's only fourteen. The video received so many dislikes on YouTube RebeccBlackVEVO had the video removed. Most of the video contains her stating the days of the week and repeating words. Fortunately, her repeating the word 'Friday' again and again got her on Katy Perry's music video for Last Friday Night.

There are some things that she put in her song Friday that many people don't notice. For example, she talks about getting cereal, which in the video never happens. She talks

about getting to the bus stop, but then gets in the car with her friends, because somehow thirteen year olds can drive. She then talks about which seat she should sit in when there is only one available.
Seven AM, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seeing everything, the time is going
Ticking on and on, everybody's rushing
Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends

Kickin' in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin'
Yeah!
Partyin', partyin'

Yeah!

MOST of the lyrics from Friday by Rebecca Black
by Rossum Corporation June 21, 2011
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Black-Toasted

To overdo something. Make something gawdy.
Your design was really cool until you black-toasted it with a drop shadow.
by Phoebe Beaver April 15, 2005
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fake-black

Someone who thinks they are black, and acts black, but they are not black. Or a half Cast person who thinks they are fully black.
White man: bruv there's bare heads in this joint, and I've got so much swagger.

Friend: shutup, your not black, you still live with your mum you fake-black pussy.
by charles is amazing December 2, 2010
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Code Black

A state of emergency used when yellow cartoon people screw up bad.
Lenny: code black?! That's the worst colour there is!
No offence there Carl
Carl: it's ok I get it all the time
by Jason Donald November 7, 2012
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