Pulled a Mike

When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.

Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.

Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!

by SammyK$$ September 27, 2023

Mike Smith

A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.

Bros got that Mike Smith cake!!

by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023

Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

Mike Smith

The generic name you call someone who is trying to hide their ethnic heritage.

Stop being a Mike Smith

by Johnny hustle July 26, 2022

Mike Pence'd

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."

by proton_800 November 09, 2021

Mike Sexual

Being in Love or having a attraction to Mike Wheeler from " Stranger Things"

Kelly: I am in love with Mike from stranger things
Joe: You are a Mike Sexual!!

by Mikelover...st July 19, 2021

Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.

Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”

by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019