alabama bush hog

A mainly lesbian or a masculine woman

Man look at the Alabama bush hog, she's built like a linebacker

by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022

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Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.

Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.

by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022

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Alabama spit roast

When you 2 guys are bang a woman and they both finish in her ass and then arm wrestle the looser drinks their cum from her ass

JED AND TED HAD AN ALABAMA SPIT ROAST WITH JENNIFER AND TED LOST 😳

by Lmao life January 17, 2026

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A state in the U.S with a shitty education, a population 5.16 million people and like 5 last names among each of them. Rather than a family tree, think of it more like a family wreath. It's also notoriously hard for police to find dental records there since nobody who is from Alabama has teeth. If I had to guess, it's probably because they lick republican boots so hard that they don't even know what food tastes like anymore. Only the tastes of different leathers and rubbers across different manufacturers.

Alabama sucks hard

by all-hail-cthulhu February 4, 2026

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Alabama circus train

The act of the circus balloons with many people. From the caboose till it's lose.

The caboose is one person who farts into another mouth and they pass it down the train line.

All 5 is us tried the Alabama circus train and I was the caboose.

by Circus Master February 18, 2026

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