Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Side pipe

If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.

Yo Ivan wasn't here this weekend,so she got some serious side pipe.

by UVM'sfinest July 5, 2016

side lunch

Any lunch that is not the main lunch. Basically, what it sounds like. Think of it like a side bet in poker.

Should we wait for them to finish their interview to get lunch? Nah, they can grab a side lunch.

by swogger June 24, 2016

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

dark side of the moon

The ass hair around one's lower buttocks and buttcrack that is visible to an individual being mooned while looking up from a lower elevation than the mooner. Often times, the dark side of the moon is used from 2rd floor windows or higher in Apartments or Dorms for full effect.

"Hey, is that Kevin down in the street?" "Hell yeah!- He's fixing to see the dark side of the moon!"

by Broojas June 1, 2016

East-Side Slip n' Slide

When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.

Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.

by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016

south side slappin

A gorgeous women that is willing to give you a blowjob but you take control busting on her face slowly but surely as she chews her problems away on your nuts

I told the slut to give me some sloppy toppy but instead she finished of with nut all over her face and my balls in her mouth. She's good at south side slappin

by Young_Savage___ Insta April 25, 2016