Jimmy

A huge asshole that enjoys making fun of his closest friends, to the point of them losing them. He is a loud-mouthed dickhead, usually with a very small penis. A Jimmy will also usually assault his friends to the point of pain. Stay away from any Jimmys you know.

"Ugh. There goes Jimmy."
"God Jimmy is such a dick weed!"
"Come with me. Jimmy is over there and I don't want to go near it."

by 4rk4n0ux November 8, 2018

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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.

"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."

"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."

by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024

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A BIG JIMMY

A big tough shit. One that you really have to use your anal muscles to push out after eating a big meal the night before. And it hurts like hell when you push it out. It is sort of like a variation of constipation.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what took you so long?

Guy 2: I had to do a big jimmy. Christ it hurt like hell.

by Smelly big jimmy August 28, 2018

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Jimmy

Jimmy , a man with a chin bigger than his cock, well known for having crusty sweetcorn smelling of Clewers arse hanging off it, calls himself the Hornet cos he likes to stick his his stinger in any old minger.

I stunk of shit this morning, I think Jimmy has Wiped his big chinny on me.

by Stagman leo October 10, 2019

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