fake-o-gram

fake-o-gram:

1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author

2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't

3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'

Ex.1
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.

Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.

Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.

by GlennyJ December 11, 2013

Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.

Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!

by SuzyG October 20, 2008

boa o wora

A bottle of water.

Oi mate pass me the boa o wora.

by modestaska May 28, 2020

jack o' rag

A sock that has so much dried semen in it that it has the potential to be sharpened into a shank.

Wyatt, Adam is planning to jump you in the prison yard tomorrow
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag

by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014

One o' snacking

Hunger get what hunger want! When you decide to have a snack late at night but it's already past midnight.

"Yo you up fo some One o' snacking dawg?"

"Fo sho nyukka!" ^o^/

by numchuk July 12, 2009

Smell-o-fart

A person who tends to act arrogant and snobby. Generally lifts their nose in the air as if they are trying to smell a fart.

That Karen is such a smell-o-fart

by monkeysbutt June 16, 2020

kyle-o-ren

The boss kyle you fight after defeating the lesser kyles, seen frequently in famous star wars and straps. Sometimes seen holding cans of monster or with the logo tattooed under its eye. If seen, run. There is no fighting one.

The dude was being a huge kyle-o-ren as he fell onto a can of monster energy #notsponserd

by ddddu du du du du dora October 25, 2022