meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

Dick

The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden

That dick Joe Biden is a dumbass

by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022

vacation dick

A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!

by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016

Acordian Dick

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.

Bruh I just got done banging this chick with my acordian dick.

by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017

dick

a good thing

Person 1: Whatś good
Person 2: a dick

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022