National Titty Pics Day

January 26th is national titty pics day. Where you send a titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic

person 1: Ay yo today’s national titty pics day

person 2: dw i gotchu fam *sends a titty pic*

person 1: thank you so much *sends a titty pic*

by E. Rec Sean January 26, 2025

Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January

"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"

by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025

Send a belly day

Today, January 30 is Send a belly day. It is mandatory to send someone a pic of your belly.

It's January 30 my friend, it's Send a belly day.

by anonymous January 30, 2025

Send a belly pic day

January 39 is Send a belly pic day. It is mandatory for you to send a belly pic to your friends if they ask you for one, if you decline you will get cursed.

It's the 30th so Send a belly pic day.

by ppg player January 30, 2025

Nieves Day

A day where everyone shows up naked and gives each other blumpkins at the lunch table after taco tuesday.

Thank god its Nieves Day!

by Definitly not josh nieves January 30, 2025

National Bully Grizzley / Hitta Day

On this day of January 31st, everybody around the world will celebrate this holiday of making fun of Grizzley/Hitta.

He has a deep love for Kenn btw (Tranny) and hes a fag. Bro deactivates his accounts for 30 minutes tryna act mysterious n shit like wdf. N he also dickrides Bally A LOT.

"We shall bully the Kenn dater aka Grizzley bc hes a loser on National Bully Grizzley / Hitta Day"

by Kid H5 January 30, 2025

These days

Placeholder phrase used by reactionary idiots to introduce a banal thought that is either completely untrue, or has always been true.

These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in prison.

by whimsytea January 31, 2025