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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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GOC Day

October 30th. The official day of the GOC. It also marks the first victory over Team Distortion, also know as Team Ergon.
Person A - “Hey man! Wanna hang today?”
Person B - “Sorry man. It’s October 30th
Person A - “What’s the occasion?”
Person B - “It’s fucking GOC Day baby!”
by EXLALPHAWOLF October 29, 2022
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National Get A Lover Day !

Jenny: Hey Kevin ! Kevin : Hey Jenny Wanna Be My Lover ? Jenny : Ofc Kevin ! Happy National Get A Lover Day !
by bhajs August 6, 2021
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National Jailah Day

Every February 15th marks National Jailah Day to celebrate a wonderful person named Jailah S.
Today is feb 15 so that means it national jailah day
by sandwich 123 February 15, 2023
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Nation Give head day

Nation give head day is when y’all both have to take turns it can be your best friend, fren, boyfriend or girlfriend but it doesn’t matter

Example 1 : Sucking dick
And

Example 2: Eat that coochie like it’s a snack

And it on April 15th
“I just got some good head from this girl bro omm cause today is national give head day

“Oh it is I totally fg boutta call my

gf rn ttyl “

“Aii bro “
It’s Nation Give head day 😭
by Cjay Moore January 4, 2021
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Box out a shordy day

Today on the 17th of December, you’re aloud to box out any shordy you want. Even your grandma!

Pow pow bitch ass grandma you just got boxed out
It means that you can punch any girl you want in this day on December 17
“Why’d you punch your girl

It’s because it’s box out a shordy day”
by Deglizzygladiator December 17, 2020
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National throwback photo day

On June 26 is a holiday called national throwback photo day where you celebrate and post old photos on social media’s and share them with friends to enjoy old times!
Person 1: Why did you post all these throwback photos?

Person 2: it’s June 26 national throwback photo day duh.
by Bessie💙🌀 June 26, 2020
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