twizzle dick

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

by WesinHF June 12, 2018

Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

by EEADKJW April 10, 2018

Dick on the Flow

When you're just hanging out with people and you haven't really done a whole lot in the day, but you're still hanging out with your friends and maybe some girls.

Yo there aren't any parties tonight so I guess I'm just gonna put my dick on the flow

by StraightChessingIt December 24, 2009

Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.

That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...

by Catanablade August 07, 2020

Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.

That gym bro is a total muscle dick

by coolincatt April 20, 2024

Nerf dick

A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

by The man the myth the legend April 01, 2018

duche dick

The cross of being a douche and a complete dick.

Kt was such a duche dick last night after mark left work.

by Mr69allthetimeschsv6stang April 21, 2017