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Dick Rider

by Chumpppppp April 21, 2022
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he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 7, 2023
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dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
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Dick

A name for a man/boy who is caring but strict and will have a lot of children in his future and is loved by many women and very athletic, toned, funny, likeable and lovable person. Also a handsome and bright young person who has a very large penis.
Girl 1: hello nice to meet you.
Girl 2 : hello nice to meet you too.
Girl 1 : and who's this sexy beast.
Girl 2 : ummm... that's my husband , his name is dick.
Girl 1 : yes I can tell because of his sexy body.
by DickDaniels202 February 28, 2017
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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
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Dick

an underdeveloped third leg that grows from the mans groin. Becomes hard when the man is sexually attracted to something or someone
Guy 1: “BRO YOUR PENIS IS STICKING OUT”
Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner

a dick is a wonderful thing
by mama385 January 22, 2024
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Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?
His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe
by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021
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