dumb dick

Insult used by lazy obese 9 year olds with limited vocabulary, this is often accompanied with bad and irrelevant comebacks after the person whom this insult was used against denies it, which annoys the victim even further.

Jayven: You dumb dick!
Max: Can you stop using that? I am not a dumb dick you dip shit
Jayven: No u

by PHDmeme March 13, 2019

Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.

“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”

by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025

Dicked Over

When someone has completely been screwed.

Person 1: "So, Unity doesn't work anymore."
Person 2: "Yeah, they got completely Dicked Over."

by Spiderthateveryonewantstofuck January 24, 2020

home-grown dick

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.

Yo you need some home-grown dick!

by Your main hoes December 19, 2016

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 11, 2018