Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022
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Get the dick bitchmug. by cornishkid July 1, 2022
Get the right on dickmug. Used to violently insult someone when they don't have a cigarette readily available for you to have for free.
by Roast Burger August 29, 2019
Get the Dick Bitchmug. "I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"
"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
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by gunplanexus July 14, 2020
Get the Floppy Dick Rulesmug. expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
Get the dick fartingmug. where you get a knife stab a dude in the dick then twist the knife into the dick like a purple nurple
by bad_vxibes July 8, 2021
Get the Dick Nurplemug.