National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

“Happy Buy Malakhii something day“
“I bought malakhii a trackhawk”
National Buy Malakhii something day is a day to celebrate and appreciate @xalakhii

by notageekr July 6, 2024

National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

National Buy Malakhii something day

by notageekr July 6, 2024

Day

The tide may get high at times,
But I will always hold on❤️❤️❤️❤️

You are the ONE for me…
For eternity I will love YOU!!!
One day I will have those arms of two!!!
Heaven it will be🤗🤗🤗🤗

by a dream and 💔 July 7, 2024

National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024

Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.

Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."

by WordsWise July 10, 2024

July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.

Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!

by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024

Buss a nut day

The day where you can have a free pass to "buss a nut"

T/N : "Yo its buss a nut day! That means you get a free pass to buss a nut !"

You: "oh fr..? let me go do it !"

by M4rii July 11, 2024