Dick

The only thing i like about men

Emma: hey Lexi did you see Cayden he’s so hot.

Lexi: ewww he’s disgusting.

Emma wdym? I hear he has a 10’ Dick

Emma hey Lexi why are you walking towards him, hey Lexi wait up.

by Sexstory”s <3 May 17, 2021

Dick

Jake Fischer

Wow Jake Fisher is a real dick

by NotJakeFisher April 8, 2018

Snicker Dick

When you pull out a shit covered dick after having anal.

"How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."

by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019

urban dick

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary to spew hate, racism, sexism, prejudice, discrimination and the like, instead of providing an actual definition of an actual word.

LOL this dude just posted some nasty ish about what's-her-name on the Urban Dictionary!
Oh don't mind him he's just an urban dick.

by modicumx January 25, 2025

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy

Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day

by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022

disco dick

disco dick is a german slang. It means that there are dicks in the disco.

person 1: Oh my do you see the boy!!
person 2: yeah he’s a total disco dick!!

by disco123 January 28, 2022