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DICK

(i)A term used to show their anger when someone acts like a jerk.
(ii) An alternate way of saying "fuck you"

(iii) Your penis
(i) I can't believe that you're such a DICK!
(ii) You're such a dick I hate you!

(iii) Doctor: Sir, sorry to say, but you have Erectile Dysfunction
Patient: What does that mean?
Doctor: Your dick won't stand up anymore
by opusticmanitia June 11, 2021
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Destroy Dick December

Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed
by venqo October 22, 2019
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dick flick

Like Netflix and chill yet both parties are in full consent
Yo me and Sara are going to catch a dick flick later.
by Jerry John Johnson January 5, 2018
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Goodnight Dick

When you poke your dick into a vagina at the end of a date
Jack gave Ellie a goodnight dick after the date and they ended up in bed the next morning with only underwear on.
by DickGirl January 7, 2020
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Dick

What guys have
His dick was super hard
by Fuecolord1 December 15, 2024
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dick plug

Someone you contact for a good ol’ fashioned dick down (I.e boy toy). More of a benefits situation than a FWB. You can count on this person to come thru upon summoning and they are equally aware of their role.
A: What are you doing for that date later?

B: It’s not a date, he’s coming over tonight to watch Netflix so I have him down as a dick plug.
by bobabutt January 2, 2022
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Mog Dick

A man who's penis looks like the penis of a dogs. Most common in white men.

Mog=Man+Dog
I fucked Tyler last night when I was tripping, he had major mog dick.
by Diarrhea Mann August 17, 2021
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