Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?

His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 November 30, 2018

Bang Dick

A verb used to describe the potential of a mates mating prowess. Gender neutral.

Hey Pat, looks like your partner has got the body to really bang dick!

by Chooba Monster December 13, 2019

Dick

A dick (or wonky) is a thing that comes in many shapes and sizes it a male body part and girls and do guys like them and they get u pregnant

Wow he has a big dick
Omg she has a wonky

by The queen is me July 11, 2018

Dick On a Stick

The term for a pornstar or only fans content creator who doesn't show their face but only their body.

Damn did you see that last video of (input name). Yeah, that dick on a stick really rammed her.

by JFresh923 June 4, 2020