dick squeeser

one who is generally homosexual and rather likes to jerk others off

its me laurence id like to squeese sabastians todger

btw sabastian is a dick squeeser

by ninja ollie October 20, 2008

Tweaker dick

A male who uses regularly meth and is usually a douchebag. Other men cannot stand tweaker dicks because they usually will steal your drugs and your lawnmower.

Randy says: have fun with your tweaker dick boyfriend.

by Sexistunna88 January 2, 2021

dick chimney

A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"

Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas

by RetroThis January 24, 2015

Dick

Someone that’s an asshole

That guy is a damn dick man.

by CH1977 February 24, 2024

kentucky dick warmer

You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.

Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee

by Dicks in a locker October 25, 2017

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

Dick depressed

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.

Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.

by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014