by Sidieslayer November 27, 2015
Get the doddy dickmug. Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”
by Boski March 27, 2021
Get the dick on a wish stickmug. Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Social dick-suckingmug. "Hey bro, last night I was slamming the Mrs, pulled out and sprayed that dick nutt all over her face"
"Don't you dare Dick Nutt inside me, my fella will go metal if I get {preggers}."
"Don't you dare Dick Nutt inside me, my fella will go metal if I get {preggers}."
by Pedro's Moustache February 26, 2019
Get the Dick Nuttmug. A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.
Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.
by Dr Zilla April 12, 2023
Get the Dick-a-saurusmug. by aishakhan78 January 4, 2021
Get the dick suckermug. Girl: "It's been 6 hours how come I haven't found a guy with a big dick yet?"
Guy: "Probably because no guy has one"
Guy: "Probably because no guy has one"
by AZZYTASTER August 1, 2024
Get the Big Dickmug.