back tf up

when someone tries to get in your face, it's crazy

Kendall, back tf up

by alphasigmaskibiditoilet August 2, 2024

Stick ‘em ups

A slang term used to describe AND1 basketball shoes. The most common are the all black high tops.

John: “Kyle, we need to cross the street right now?”

Kyle: “Why?”

John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”

Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!

by Fartbutt790 August 2, 2024

peter up

the opposite of limp dick/penis

oh girl i touched a guy and he went peter up

by anonymous August 2, 2024

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024

foutched up

Fuck around and find out the hard way..
OR..
IT CAN ALSO BE THE BEST FOUTCHED UP LIFE YOU WILL HAVE..
ITS UP TO YOU HOW U FUCK WITH FOUTCH...

Man, that girl mica has me foutched up ..and I can't even have her.. "that's foutched up"
That girl mica has got me foutched up and I'm in the best hands possible for the rest of my foutched up life!

by Foutch's Cooki August 3, 2024

Jammed up

Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood

2.Worked up about something

3. Stuck in a pickle

4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel

Dude did you hear AARON Paul was Badly Jammed up last night, he got caught banging a 3

by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024