Boner Crippled

Inability to walk due to a public erection

"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"

by TheNippleAssassin April 29, 2016

Milk boner

When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive

God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner

by Mr. Billie jean September 13, 2017

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer March 05, 2018

Boner Deal

Reaching arousal through a business transaction.

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.

by BLACKSWAN July 13, 2020

Boner shivering

That feel when a guy knows he's about to have sex/mansturbate and his body starts to shiver and feel cold to warm up.

A: Are you feeling ok?
B: yeah, it's just a bit of boner shivering

by Deeca January 31, 2016

Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.

Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.

by Jayrichmoneybags May 05, 2013

Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 07, 2022