Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

Weeding

A death in the family

I attended my aunts weeding today

by Antbytheway July 14, 2022

WEED

never give weed to an adhd kid.

I smoke weed every day.

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 3, 2021

Steph's weed.

Steph's weed is really good marijuana that you have received from a friend, of which you do not know the strain.

Guy: "Yooooo this is really good weed, what strain is it?"
Me: "It's Steph's weed."
Guy: "What strain though?"
Me: "I don't know, it's Steph's weed."

by TheStoners Son August 1, 2018

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like an inside out fish as their tongue and everything is on show and skin and what is usually outside is in.

Angelina Jolie is a buck weed.

by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

charcuter-weed

A large cheese spread but with cannabis products instead of cheese. Most often found at a Pink Sesh.

It's tough to decide whether to go for the bud, preroll or gummies when it comes to the Pink Sesh charcuter-weed board.

by persephone420 February 14, 2022

Weed Eater

Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.

Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now

by flamboyanceannoyance January 29, 2021