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turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
Mom help I got a turtle poker
by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023
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Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.
I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.
by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024
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Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.
I'd love to give her a plastic turtle
by Jessus0 April 23, 2025
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Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.
"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"
by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024
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helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
by Luxemo January 5, 2018
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Turtle

The most badass thing in the whole entire planet
Damn! Did you hear that a turtle beat Chuck Norris
by 1234567898754321 June 6, 2018
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Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020
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