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Trump Flu 

The name of the fully contracted illness brought on by coronavirus COVID-19. Since the disease is most deadly to the old, fat, and unwell the current president easily fits into the vulnerable demographic. As the same time, his vainglorious incompetence is largely responsible for the rapid increase of COVID-19 infections and cases of Trump Flu. Also known as Boomer Flu.
"I just got back from a seniors' cruise, and I feel horrible. I think I may have caught Trump Flu!"
Trump Flu by ToddUncommon March 9, 2020
Word of the Day on March 13, 2020
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Donald J. Trump 

A term used as a substitute to taking a huge shit. Also known as a Trump Dump.
guy: I'll be right back. I need to drop a huge Donald J. Trump

Trumpalicious

Trump - "Trumpalicious definitions, makes the republicans loco"
Trump - "T to r to the u.m.p.a.l.i.c.i.o.u.s, to the to the... hit it Bernie"
Bernie Sanders - "All the time I turn around, socialists get around, looking at me up and down, look at muh *gasp*"
Clinton - *breaks down door* "Did somebody say feminism??"

Donald J. Trump 

A disgrace to this country!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE EATS McDONALDS ALL.THE. TIME!!!!
"I hate Nancy Pelosi BlAH BLAH BLAH"
"I DoNaLD J. TrUmP WiLl BuILD a WaLl"
"Lets bomb Iran!"

Donald Trump 

Obama: wanna go out for a beer?
Donald Trump: Im good, Im too busy building walls in fortnite

Donald Trump 

Someone : stupid, racist, arrogant, asshole, liar, hypocrite and raised as a rich spoiled-kid.
Omg what a Donald Trump !
Look at that Donald Trump !
You're such a Donald Trump !
Don't be a Donald Trump !
This guy looks like a Donald Trump !

Donald J. Trump 

The guy with orange skin who tries to destroy everything you have.
My mates turned into a Donald J. Trump.