TROLL

to manipulate subtle pretense, often in a comical fashion
to deceive, to trick

to troll
" we troll'd kyle into thinking ... "

by queenslipper October 20, 2012

Troll

A group of males aged approximately 15-25. Trolls are characterized by making tasteless and crass jokes/comments online for the purpose of getting a cheap laugh from whichever of their troll friends happen to be looking over their shoulder at the computer at the time. Trolls are a rare species, as they lack the abilities most other males have to mate, such as testicles and the ability to connect with someone on an emotional level. However, trolls reproduce by infecting other males ages 15-25. If exposed to a troll, take emergency action to prevent the spread of troll-ness onto yourself and whomever you happen to be around.

"Tony is such a troll, he posted a link to gay-repairitive therapy on the facebook of Mike, the kid at our school who killed himself after coming out of the closet."

" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."

"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"

by appledeap September 5, 2011

Troll

Someone who likes to cause chaos for their own entertainment. The more attention you give them the more they'll try because this is their intention.

Jesse: Ayo MR WHITE
WW: What jesse?!
Jesse: Look at these dumbasses not knowing the definition of a troll
WW: Ahahah, look at you dumbass, you don't even know the definition of a troll.
Jesse: Okay Mr white we need to cook meth!

by Hoodini999 October 5, 2022

troll

troll refers to a forum-user or internet user who acts in a nasty manner or spreads lies and angers others for his own amusement. The origin of the word troll: a bunch of geeks using the early internet who played D & D started calling each other after villain names-- like "troll" and "ogre". The troll, a notorious trickster, was used to refer to forum users who would post irrelevant or incendiary comments.

And the troll spake "woe is me bones, i slept with your sister"

by zerbiofosho September 2, 2013

troll

A person who is hated for telling the truth and learns to wear that hatred like a badge of honor.

I thought I'd shut the troll down by calling him stupid and telling him he had a mental disease but within two seconds he came back with, "Go suck a turd."

by Cassandra Not Helen March 14, 2017

Troll

Anyone who lives in Michigan below the Mackinac bridge.

You guys aren't from around here are you? Must be trolls up from down-state trying to escape the city for awhile.

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021

Throat Troll

The real reason your throat hurts, Throat Trolls. They party in your mouth while you're sleeping. Mucus is in fact, Throat Troll poop and semen.

*Wakes up with throat in pain and feeling scratchy*

"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."

by Maddd Maxxx February 24, 2019