bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

dude relax

when you wanna hook up and have plans to but you're being too antsy, so on the third text you send your partner wants you to calm down

what's your deal?
dude relax.

by darwincharles January 23, 2022

Oxford ahh dude

somebody who gets beat up in bathrooms , buys 10 carts , most of which are definitely laced with methamphetamines , and from oxford

oxford ahh dude , why’d you buy that

by steez everythingk January 28, 2022

cool amongus balls dude

me

"Hey look at that guy! He's like a cool amongus balls dude!"

by Chubby_Squid February 7, 2022

Cool dude

A very cool group of people who are the *coolest dudes of the dudey dudes*

Jill: I'm a cool dude

Zara: No you're not!

Jill: I am.

Zara: Only I can choose who is in the cool dude club.

by Spam name jsjrfjs March 16, 2022

Jude the Dude

A very hot attractive male who be lookin fine all da time.

Jude the Dude over there with all the ladies!

by WifeHaver69_ March 20, 2022

Dude

A snake, as rocks said “heavy on the slime but never snake my brother💎”. Dude will always talk about someone behind their back, and never admit to it, dude has also ate butt, and did things to females, disrespecting them, dude is not an ok person, and claims to be seeing us on Saturday, April 2nd, 4 pm

Dude is a snake.

by HeavyOnTheSlime March 29, 2022