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Freebie Tit

When a girl randomly exposes her breasts, with no expectation of anything in return.
Dude 1: ''When Samantha and Jessica drive car together they oftentimes give freebie tit to pedestrians.''
Dude 2: ''That is super nice of them! I wish more girls did that!''
by TitsAreAwesome August 2, 2012
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Tit model

A model that has only made it due to the fact that she has big tits.
Man that is one hot "Tit model". You know why she is in that Add Campaign she is a "Tit model".
by jaslan September 14, 2011
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bison tits

Bison Tits. They may be saggy, but they are massive and fun to play with. Bison, also meaning wild, meaning that the owner of these are wild, so be cautious, and take care when milking them.
i.e. "I grabbed her Bison Tits, and they Jiggled Wildly, so all I could do was take two steps back and enjoy the show."
by Batman_Gutjahr October 20, 2014
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lick a tit

“Hey VERONICA, have you ever licked a tit?

Can you lick a tit?
by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST December 13, 2017
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lasagna tits

When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.
How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.
by Cpt. Daddy April 19, 2018
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Shelf tits

Tits that you could substitute for a shelf! They are full and firm. No sagging on those bitches!
Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.

Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!
by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021
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tit strafe

A woman's intentional brushing of her tit(s) against the arm or back of a flirting target.
Scarlett Johansson gave George Clooney a tit strafe on her way to the bathroom.
by A non e mouse December 14, 2013
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