Shit happy

A person who is happy or laughs for no reason.
A person who laughs very loudly and annoys everybody.

Shit happy is a transliteration of a tamil phrase: "mayir santhosham"

Ben: Hi Greg. What's up? How was your day?
Greg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben: Why are you so shit happy?

by Sunny Beach July 21, 2013

shit in the closet

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.

' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'

by exposer...sh December 19, 2011

profit shit

The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.

Before I punched out for lunch I took a nice profit shit. I must have made 5 dollars!

by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011

Sog Shit

Dog shit that has been in the snow all winter. Once the snow melts, you are left with soggy dog poo that keeps it's original form, but is extremely unstable and messy.

Oh great, the snow has melted and now I have a yard full of Sog Shit. It's so hard to clean up.

Dude, watch out- Oh too late. You stepped in that Sog Shit. You are going to have to hose down your shoes.

by Neoxin1 March 19, 2011

Shit with eyes

a dishonest, untrustworthy person

John failed to pay his share of the rent again. He's a shit with eyes.

by BC_Girl August 13, 2011

wonder shit

when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.

yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!

by shit cracker November 4, 2011

Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.

I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.

by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011