short blond surfer kook that doesn’t go by his own name. He is kinda a hoe but for some reason everyone still is friends with him
person 1: Oh look it’s Taylor
person 2: wait i thought his name was turtle
person 1: i think he goes by both
person 2: wait i thought his name was turtle
person 1: i think he goes by both
by gyatttt831 November 5, 2023
Get the Taylormug. The most attractive girl on campus. She will definitely friendzone you, but she's very cool as a "friend".
by Sir Patrick IV November 29, 2021
Get the Taylormug. The kindest most uplifting soul you’ll ever meet!! She is perfect in every way but won’t admit it. She is intelligent and no doubt the funniest person you’ll ever meet!! She lights up any room she walks into and no body’s deserves to be in her profound presence!! She is near to holy. She is undeniably gorgeous and can really bust a move in the dance floor when the time is right.
by Hayley Baldwin July 14, 2019
Get the bailee nicole taylormug. When you are wearing muck Boots and step in mud and go to take a step but pull your foot out of your boot and place it in the mud thinking your boot was still on. Then you mope around the rest of the day like your dog just died and you got butt fucked at the funeral.
by Lukusfur April 24, 2019
Get the Mopey Taylormug. Intelligent. Dresses like a dad. Loves to debate. Says "Yes Daddy" to every reference of Jesus. Absolute brat and pillow princess. Is A Guy™.
by TheRealRookie October 9, 2021
Get the Taylormug. A girl who acts very inmature acts like a #hoe and she will stalk you in anyway possible and she will act like a #hoe anytime she can
by Deadguy148 May 21, 2019
Get the Taylormug. 