Land Pirate

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.
The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.
by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020
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Pirate Whore

An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.
Ugh, she actually stole your money? What a pirate whore.
by frogkingdadinlaw September 04, 2023
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Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.
I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.
by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021
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Pirate Fanny

Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.
Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.
by Capgrid4 February 01, 2017
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Priority Pirate

Someone who uses ‘sup’ excessively, has a habit of stealing swimwear models off their yacht and is outstandingly talented at eating pussy
Lenny is my man. He’s the priority pirate of my life. Suuuppp
by prioritypirate August 17, 2022
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Pirate plating

An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.
My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.
by Laser platforms November 04, 2022
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Sky Pirate

the most ruthless scunning and conning pirates around, their pirate ship can fly in the skies, on the ocean and dive in the ocean. they steal anything from anyone even little kids and their candy...hell the kid their self too.
sky pirates get away with anything, they hate land luvers. luvers means lovers.
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