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Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
by Saiga12 May 9, 2011
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parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.
I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.
by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008
mugGet the parking lot specialmug.

Warden park secondary

The roughest school full of peasants who vape in the toilets. Good luck when you are in the corridors. The teachers have an Average age of 98 and don’t give a fuck about the lessons. All these kids have at least one disability or think they are a fucking beast. Do not come to This school if you want any special treatment.
“I am going to warden park secondary “
“Unlucky mate, get ready to be fucked up by a year 11”

Holy shit that school sucks
by Bigbunda696969 October 17, 2022
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Trailer park ferrari

Any late 70's to early 90's American "muscle" car. Usually has peeling paint or is multiple colors. Bonus points if its a t-top or a vinyl convertible.
Examples include: I-roc z Camaro, mustang 2/ F body mustang, 2nd and 3rd generation firebird.
Guy 1 "When I was driving by the trailer park I saw a T-top camaro."
Guy 2 "Thats a real trailer park ferrari."
by Spencer dorcey April 28, 2013
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Hove park school

The fucking definition of a lower to middle class school with 2 pervert head teacher and a shit done of dicks
Hove park school is a shit hole for under paid shits
by Xjbgumball December 26, 2018
mugGet the Hove park schoolmug.

south park conservative

A conservative who usually is usually conservative on the matters of tax reduction, international policy and gun rights, but can often times be liberal on such issues as drug prohibition, abortion and adult material.

They see liberal establishments like Moveon.org and College Liberals to be outdated or sometimes hypocritical, due to the perceived notion that they're concerned with only promoting certian rights for people and not others and put their own special interests in front of national security.

They also tend to be suspicious of political correctness, seeing it as an ironic classification of people who wanted to escape classification.

Many can be irreligious.

They tend to be late Generation X (1975-9) or early to mid Generation Y (1980-5).

Named after the cartoon South Park.
South Park Conservatives are an odd bunch.

They believe in tax cuts and Middle East reform yet they toke up like a hippie with 24 hours to live!
by ColdRedRain April 25, 2005
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blowjob in a parking lot

the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.
Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 30, 2008
mugGet the blowjob in a parking lotmug.

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