When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.
Free diddy.
Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
Get the Girth Mastermug. He who has the most freestyle ,flatland, bmx pedal bikes . Also known as the freestyle master, and or king.
by Blessedmess July 2, 2023
Get the Pedal bike mastermug. Hey bro have you heard of The Blade Master?
No I haven't but I heard it isn't Stan.
So you're saying that Stan isn't the legendary Blade Master?
Yes he isn't and it's important for you to know this, so you won't be misinformed.
Ah thank bro.
No I haven't but I heard it isn't Stan.
So you're saying that Stan isn't the legendary Blade Master?
Yes he isn't and it's important for you to know this, so you won't be misinformed.
Ah thank bro.
by wokka22 April 7, 2021
Get the The Blade Mastermug. by Mustard plane June 21, 2021
Get the Master planmug. Someone who only uses the meta (most effective tactic available) in online video games 99% of the time often abusing over powers weapons.
I was enjoying a nice game of battlefield one then this fucking meta master came out of nowhere and SMG 01/18ed me in the face 5 times in a row!
by Black Marty March 18, 2024
Get the Meta Mastermug. by kim whalen December 3, 2003
Get the whore-master basturdmug. 