Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rock star. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's inside them.
See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.
See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.
"I'm doing to concert tonight. Where ARE my rock star pants?"
"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"
"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"
by parttimepoet September 26, 2009
Get the Rock star pants mug.A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'
P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.
by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022
Get the Squirrels in my pants mug.When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.
Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.
by OTPF October 20, 2012
Get the Outside of the Pants Feelsies mug.when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.
mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.
peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?
"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......
peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?
"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......
by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006
Get the spunk your pants mug.My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".
by Mean Friend December 7, 2006
Get the Spongebob Shit Pants mug.by SuperMulan October 8, 2008
Get the pooped his pants mug.English for a load of nonsense.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.
1. The US will let the iraqis elect their own government?, what a pile of pants!.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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