Charlesworth Nuts

The act of inserting your testicles inside of a vagina

Brook: "So, anything happen after you left the club with that girl last night?"
Michael: "Not much, just gave her the Charlesworth Nuts"

by MyNameJeth September 13, 2019

Mad Nuts

When someone is crazy about another person & then they meet someone who is nuts about them. Then combine them and you get "Mad Nuts!"

I am just "Mad Nuts" about you!

by Jewels4Justin July 22, 2010

fruit nut

A person who is crazy, wild and/or cracked out.

Yo, that chick is actin like a straight up "fruit nut".

by Chocochipmonkee October 3, 2008

angry nut

When your girl is giving you head and she bites your dick. So you stand up and nut on her face, and then proceed to slap her with your penis

I gave her an angry nut

by OhhhMyy February 12, 2015

deeeeeez nuts

peanut plaster blaster

YO HAVEN
wut
DEEEeEEZ NUTS ARE FREEZING

by HavenDaPlugger January 12, 2021

Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart

Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"

by nipplenibble February 18, 2011

nut knots

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.

Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.

by Kronen V May 7, 2010