Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.

Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.

by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

Brain Dump

The "Click-baitiest" show on the internet made by Max G. or otherwise known online as "hotdiggedydemon." A show where a nerd tries to talk about a subject with his assistant, who is his television named Burnbot, who shows pictures and clips on her screen, while also generating insults at the end of every episode. Of course, Max CAN'T talk about ANYTHING at all due to his gay lover roommate Goofball the Goofy Cartoon Ghost who keeps interrupting him. Mostly fell off when the cartoon ghost drank an 8-ounce glass of cum.

"Oh, Brain Dump? I USED to like it, until I got to the episode where the cartoon ghost drinks a glass of cum. I kind of fell out of it after that.

by Pizza Broadcast July 7, 2023

Royal Dump

A big poop.

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!

by OilySaltine July 25, 2023

Donut Dumping

Scissoring after a Taco Bell feast. Can also be called donut dumpin' and is similar to bumping donuts.

"Marge & Sue got a cravings box and 2 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell and went donut dumping"

by Donut Dumper July 27, 2023

media dump

To give or receive a large amount of personal porn at once; to dump all your sexual media onto a person during while sexting

I want you to media dump me babe

by Colorfulgiraffe August 5, 2023

Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

dump

a thing that feels good and it falls with a plop

i took a huge dump

by poop lord 2020 January 9, 2020