Eskimo Biscuit

Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.

Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty June 25, 2022

biscuits & shit day

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.

I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.

by COOKIE918 July 29, 2017

smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”

Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front

by sugarmelon September 7, 2021

Spooky Biscuit

When you cum/ finish on someone's face during the month of October

I was having sex with Katie the other day and I pulled out and gave her a spooky biscuit

by Woman's right to vote cause ww October 11, 2023

Palm the Biscuit

The act of reaching behind you in a restaurant to grab another diner’s baked goods. OR
The act of pleasuring oneself physically

Paul can actually palm the biscuit from two tables away.

Their 15 year old spends all of his time palming the biscuit.

by Hot P October 18, 2021

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.

by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020

Kid Biscuit

Something you can call your little brother to make him really mad.

Grace- What's up, Kid Biscuit?
Paul- AGGHHHHHHHH

by anonymous December 4, 2021